Arlington, Massachusetts!
McDonalds.
Right now, McDonalds wants to build a place in the middle of town, but the senility committee doesn't want one. They think for some reason places like that attract hobos and prostitutes. Although, I guess it's better that we don't have one, since the only place to put it would be right next to our Jr. High school. It would be flooded everyday with fat little kids rolling on the floor attempting to fight and asking what they can get for fifty-seven cents. Dumb little shits.