Arlington, Massachusetts!
The Virtual Suck Tour Of Arlington, Ma
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Also, I'm constantly getting a nice, weekly bandwidth spike from other sites, primarily Cruel.com and other Fark-ish sites with no real content of thier own(Who am I to talk?). Just to let you know, if you submit my site to anything like these, there's a special spot in hell reserved for you.
1/2/03: After a failed attempt to leave town through the military, I'm back and working hard again. With the sudden hit spike caused by several honorable mentions, most importantly the Portal of Evil. This means that with any luck, I'll be updating to accommodate the new viewers that don't understand the humor behind spelling mistakes and the people from Arlington that think I have better things to cover. Keep up in the following weeks if you even care anymore.
Also, after attempting to create a family-safe version of the site, I went partially insane, but here you go anyway.
9/5/02: After 6 months of absence, the Arlington Suck Tour is back. I've had many queries as to why it went down, so let me spell it out for the dumber of you.
No job = No credit card payments = no card = No hosting = No site. If it were anything else, you'd have been warned.
To make up for my pure laziness, I have prepaid hosting for years to come, and I'll put up all the listings I missed (Although there have been fewer than ever). I'll also have those 2 new places I mentioned before.
Oh, and due to even more popular demand, the profanity on the site will not be censored. Fuck yeah!
3/26/02: There's your stupid Spell Check! There's your Stupid 12 more police listings, and there are the replys to your 45 emails. If you'd rather chat, I'm trying to show up Here between 7 and 8 everyday to answer questions about anything, or just talk. You need AIM to show up.
Thanks for sending the site to your friends, but with the new traffic, I've been getting alot of "hate"mail. I've had several people saying that they think I'm wrong, one person who simple wrote "Fuck you you pansy ass bitch what town you from", and one person who actually used an online anonymous tip service to tell me that I force them to read stupid things.
So in the words of George Bush Jr, "If you don't like it, change the channel."
3/21/02: This Monday, I got 7 hits. On Wednesday, I got 665. I don't know if this is really good or really bad, but something has to be done.
Due to popular demand (14 emails), I will be giving the large amount of profanity on the site a swift karate chop, and I'll be updating with whatever I have. I think I have about 5 Popo reports and one good place to review. Hopefully all this will be done by mid-next week, sooner if it stops snowing.
Drop me a line if you have any suggjesters or opinionas, and send me money. 665 hits can't be healthy for the cheapo bandwidth service I hooked up with.
P.S. If you get CATV8 in Arlington, I'm on it for a quick second around 6:00 every night. Watch it, and ask someone who knows me which guy I am.
2/16/02: No new logs yet, but I did do something pretty astounding. All you have to do to see it is go Here. It's an online petition to change the name of Arlington to Sector å. It won't fix everything, but will help out a whole lot, and make sad old me feel better about myself. Put the link in your AIM profiles and what not and lend me a hand.
Also, I got this great picture. It's a bunch of Arlington citizens protesting... something. Just look at it.
2/09/02: I've been bugging the Library to get the last years newspaper with little results. I was running short on something to keep you cretins from messaging me on AIM, so I got this poster. It was posted on every corner of my school at one point, and I think I got the last one. It's just a little reminder that we have no young people, and you too can quit smoking.
And you can too.
Also, I found a nifty site over the week. I think it's where Safety Iguana comes from, and is quite disturbing. I also bargained my way into getting the AIM screen name Safety Iguana, so now I have everything I need. Besides more fans, that is. You know what to do.
1/17/02: First off, I would like to state that simply updating to reply to the half witted clowns that think a guestbook spamming will really take a toll on me at all.
But as I was about to say, every web site in existence has a steaming load of people who don't care for it at all, and my little corner of the internet is no different. While the more recent fools have had the guts to post thier Yahoo email accounts, they aren't exactly smarter than the average bear.
While triple posting and proclaiming that I have a sexual attraction to pokemon might make first graders laugh, it really isn't what one would expect from someone with the brain capacity to spell "Botswana". And if you really want to make a good point as to how I'm short and stupid, you should try leaving out the childish name-calling.
If you are simply knocking me because I am asking for money, maybe I should put the low-bandwidth version back onto freeservers.com, or load my site with an ungodly amount of pop-up ads to keep my financial woes at a minimum.
So I would like to thank Evan, Jeff Jimmy, and someone posing as my friend James for making fools of yourselves, and giving me an easy update.
As for the rest of you filthy cretins, you can look forward to a whole stack of listing as soon as the fucking library gets the Microfilm from January-June 2001, and I figure out how to work my Nazi Scanner of Eternal Torture!!!
So toodles, and don't forget to AIM: ShirazGT if you can talk using slightly human grammar skills. English hasn't gone out of style yet, you inter-net slackers.
12/15/01: Due to the recent boom in my counter, I am going to try to update a little more often from now on. I'll be scanning some listings, and as soon as the Arlington Suck Library gets the microfilm from earlier this year. Then you'll have a few more good ones. (Along the lines of "someone called because the wind blew a shutter from her house".)
And from now on, I probably won't check my guestbook anymore. So if you have something to say, email me or catch me online (I'm on AIM as ShirazGT almost 24/7.) So Have a fun.
11/28/01: I finally scanned and finished the pages of all the listings i've been getting. Along with the one featuring ME! Check it out here.
11/27/01: I've scanned about 15 new police listings. They should be up tomorrow.
11/20/01: It's been a big week for my site, so I'll start from the beginning
First, I get an email from the webmaster of Arlingtons official site. It tells me that I forgot to title one of my pages. Needless to say I was quite confused.
Day 2, I was called to the principal's office of my highschool. (His name is Mr. Woodcock, and no, it doesn't get old.) He asks me about Dane, On page 10, for about 5 minutes. Then went on to inquire about other aspects of my personal sites, ending somewhere at Spaceghost.com.
Day 3, My site if banished from Freeservers.com because I was reported to them for a terms of service...bad thingy. I had to find another host, who is in the middle of being hassled out of hosting me.
Day 4, I get pulled out of class to have a nice long talk with a data processor for the town hall, the webmaster for the arlington site, and the arlington schools comptroller (no, he didn't have a sash). It went okay, mostly coddling and asking what my problem with this town was. I've decided to change the theme of the site from hate to humor. Not a big change, but it will help me out alot.
Day 5, I go broke because I refuse to stoop to the retarded monkey low of AHS students by getting a job at the first Autism filled supermarket that comes along. Damn I need money. I'll keep you informed about the site. Peace out.
11/17/01: Ever since this site became popular, I've been getting a whole lot of shit. But it's all worth it now that I've gotten in the police listings. I'll be putting that listing up as soon as I can.
11/11/01: Sorry about the site disappearing over the weekend. Freeservers.com just decided to bend me over and fuck me in the rear for breaking some non-existant clause in thier acceptable use policy. Don't get me wrong, Freeservers is great, just don't do things they might not like but never said you couldn't do.
11/04/01: It seems as though some people have a problem with me revealing the ugly truth about arlington. Well, I'm sorry to say, but there really is no arguing with proof. If you can prove me wrong, instead of just calling me gay in my guestbook, I salute you.
But then again, chances are if you think Arlington is a great town, you don't have the necessary skills needed to use a computer. So be civil, or shut up.
11/03/01: Yeah, I think I'm done. I'll still be updating, but this red nightmare of broken links and bad pictures is finally over. Enjoy the site.
10/28/01: I've been working like a Korean Nike employee making this site. I never realized how incredibly hard this would be. Maybe it would have been easier if I had learned how to make web pages first.
Some points to make from before I clipped the old news:
1. The first 10 people who Donate $1 in the next week will get a big link on the front page.
2. If you sign my guestbook, or E-mail me, and include the word "lol", I am going to come to your house and stab you to death in your bathtub.
3. Put your whole name in the G-Book if you sign it. And try to make some sense for gods sake.
4. Only Instant Message Me if you have problems or suggestions. Don't bother me to tell me how good the site is.